She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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