that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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