fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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You. Win. At. Life.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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