it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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