i need an iv and a liver transplant
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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