Just took my morning after pill in the library
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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