She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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