ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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