is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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