Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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