just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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