Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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