Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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