He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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