I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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