I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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