i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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