even my farts smell like vagina
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Are my feet made of real feet?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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