i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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