smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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