elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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