Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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