4 words: hood of his car
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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