my vag is so smooth its legendary
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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