i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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