i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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