8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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