Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
BRING THE BAGELS
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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