oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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