im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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