May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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