I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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