Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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