I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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