I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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