Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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