the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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