If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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