Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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