I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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