I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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