As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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