Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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