the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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