You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
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I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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