After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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