Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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