I can feel you judging me through the phone.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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