Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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