Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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