do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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