Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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